....but one of my roommates, Valerie, is the mother fucking Gestapo of electricity. You can't make this shit up. Homegirl will turn off my light while I'm showering and I need to Helen Keller my way back to my room, yet has the balls-forward audacity to keep her television on for 4 hours when we're at the mahhhhfuckin bar. Like, really? She has the mofo audacity to yell when we're two rooms away, about keeping a light on, yet clearly, she isn't a fucking chemist. Depending on what type of light you use (incandescent or flourescent) it can cost more to turn it off and on in a short period of a time than it would to just leave it on. However, this is not the same for televisions. So thanks, Val, for jackin up the bill by leaving ABC Family on for 4 years. Hope your empty ass bed really enjoyed The Secret Life of An American Teenager.
GOOD TIMES.
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